Steves Altered Reality

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
Theodore Hesburgh

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I believe strongly that his spirit was never released.
Harlyn Geronimo, great grandson of the great Apache warrior, who is suing Yale University’s elite secret society Skull and Bones, charging that its members robbed his great-grandfathers grave in 1918.
Time Magazine, March 9, 2009

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Without a free and independent press, this 250-year-old experiment in self-government will not make it. As journalism goes, so goes democracy
Bill Moyers

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Curtain! Fast music! Light! Ready for the last finale! Great! The show looks good, the show looks good!
Florenz Ziegfeld, showman, on deathbed died. July 22, 1932

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The more it stays the same, the less it changes!
Spinal Tap Movie, The Majesty Of Rock, 1984

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Marty DiBergi:… I must admit I’ve never heard anybody with that name.
David St. Hubbins: It’s an unusual name, well, he was an unusual saint, he’s not a very well known saint.
Marty DiBergi: Oh, there actually is, uh… there was a Saint Hubbins?
David St. Hubbins: That’s right, yes.
Marty DiBergi: What was he the saint of?
David St. [...]

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And that’s The Majesty Of Rock!
The Mystery of Roll!
The darning of the sock,
The scoring of the goal!
The farmer takes a wife
The barber takes a pole.
We’re in this together…and ever…
Excerpt, The Majesty Of Rock, By Spinal Tap

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He has no idea how close he is is to the wood chipper.
Charlie Harper, Two And A Half Men,
commenting on Rose’s new boyfriend

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A 22 year old is like a good carpenter, no wood goes unused.
Charlie Harper, Two and A half Men

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An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Romanian Proverb

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