A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
‘Do you enjoy it?’ The doctor asked.
‘Well actually, yes, I do.’, she exclaimed..
‘Does it hurt you?’ he asked.
‘No. I [...]
An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living the last of his life in a nursing Home.One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. “Yes, Nurse Tracy,” said Mr. Wallace, “My Private Part died today and I am very sad.” Knowing her patients were forgetful and [...]
Two buddies are talking, one say’s, hey, I let out a freudian slip the other day, what’s a freudian slip says the other one. Well it’s when you say something and mean something else. The other buddy say’s, you know, I did the the same thing, I was buying a plane ticket and the gal behind [...]
A woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed a penchant for anal sex and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.
‘Do you enjoy it?’ The doctor asked.
‘Well actually, yes, I do.’, she exclaimed..
‘Does it hurt you?’ he asked.
‘No. I [...]
A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles and thinks, “Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We’re not even moving.”
Noticing a police officer walking down the highway between the cars, the man rolls down his window and says, “Excuse me, officer…what’s the holdup?”
“It’s O.J. Simpson,” says the cop. “He’s all depressed. He’s [...]
Muldoon lives with his dog in the countryside. When the dog dies, Muldoon goes to the parish priest. “Father, could you say a mass for the poor creature?”
The father explains, “We can’t have services for an animal in the church, but there’s a new denomination down the road. Maybe they’ll do something for him.”
“Thanks,” says [...]
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Astronomically speaking, it tells me [...]
Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back when you throw it?
A: A stick.
Three men were asked what they would want to be said about them at their funerals. The first one said, “I want someone to say I was a wonderful father.”
The second man said, “I want someone to say I was the greatest baseball player ever.”
The last man said, “I want someone to say, ‘He’s moving, [...]