What a kid I got…..
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
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One year they…..
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008One year they asked me to be poster boy - for birth control.
My psychiatrist told me…..
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you’re ugly too.
My father carries…..
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
I remember…..
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
I could tell that my parents hated me…..
Saturday, August 23rd, 2008I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.