This song was written in response to some dumbass shooting two people from a bicycle here in Dayton a while back, a ride by shooting seemed funny to me,
Gonna cruise on down to the hood mart
Take it smooth and slow
A forty and some twinkies,
Bra, I’m good to go
Milk crate on the front
Pink banana seat in back
My posse all agree’s
It’s a 20 inch Cadillac
Been hangin with my homie’s
They all got Huffy’s too
We’re petal powered outlaws
Demon’s through and through
Chorus
I’m a bicycle gangsta
You don’t want a taste
I’m a bicycle gangsta,
Got road rash on my face
They took my drivers licence
Ain’t had one now for years
Got fourteen kid’s on child support
I guess I’m in arrears
The schwinn gang on the corner
Need to learn respect
Tonight we do a ride by
Watch em fools all hit the deck
Chorus
I’m a bicycle gangsta,
Anyone can see
A bicycle gangsta,
Don’t run over me, Jim
It’s hard to aim my 45
When I’m bouncing all around
One time I hit a pothole
And capped one in the ground
Bridge
Gonna bust a move on just one wheel…….
Chorus
I’m a bicycle gangsta,
Just try’in to keep it real
A bicycle gangsta
Till my pant’s catch in the wheel
Copywrite Assgasket music Steve Howell 2010